Once upon a time, Mario and Luigi were hanging out in the mushroom kingdom when, all of a sudden, Luigi pulled his pants down and revealed a massive erection. "Luigi, What in the name of Princess Peach's shaved cunt are you-a doin--JESUS H. ROOSEVELT CHRIST!!" Mario shrieked. Mario was so terrified upon gazing at the size of Luigi's erect cock that he attempted to flee after screaming like a little bitch. "I'm so sorry, Mario..." Luigi somberly and malevolently whispered.
Unfortunately for Mario, Luigi had the ability to stretch his limbs, mainly his genitals, as if he was a terrible porn parody of Mr. Fantastic. He stretched his cock far enough to tie it around Mario's neck somehow, because the fat fuck pretty much had no neck.
Luigi began to pull Mario towards him with his cock-rope. "Look Mario, I'm Luigi.exe" he exclaimed before growing several more penises, which penetrated Mario's asshole, dickhole, eyeholes after Luigi gouged them out, nipple holes, nose holes, mouthhole, and belly button.
Luigi then fucked Mario for, at least, several hours. Bowser kidnapped the stupid fucking princess again, but, that isn't important at all, Luigi then pulled his nine penises out of Mario, Mario is gushing blood, cum, and every other types of bodily fluid possible, afterwards, Luigi pulled out a knife, stabbed Mario in the throat, and carved "Luigi is Number One... Motherfucker!" on the Corpse Mario's back. The End.
List of bodily fluids that Mario excreted Edit
- Amniotic fluid
- Aqueous humour and vitreou humour
- Blood serum
- Cerebrospinal fluid
- Cerumen (earwax)
- Endolymph and perilymph
- Gastric Acid
- Gastric Juice
- Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
- Pericardial fluid
- Peritoneal fluid
- Pleural fluid
- Serous fluid
- Synovial fluid
Author's Note Edit
This was on Trollpasta Wiki originally, but, uploaded here because fuck it.